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Beller Swains Diary 2Dear Diary,Edy Wasn't at school for the past few days. I was SO depressed. I took a shower EACH DAY! I was so proud of myself! But then the day that he came back(today) I didn't take one! How stupid of me! He ignored me the whole lunch hour, but then in Biology class he started talking to me, and he made me laugh.... but then I spat on him D:How stupid could I be! I.... didn't have time to brush my teeth after I smoked my crack in the morning so I spat SMELLY saliva all over him, and I wore a big baggy sweater instead of the sexy little sweater I wanted to wear when he came back, it really shows of my tits!And I won the golden onion because Edy is so SMART! He told my what everything that was on the microscope was! I was so happy His eyes are so pretty when I'm high!I think I lost some weight! like 5 pounds after I snorted my crack! I was so happy that I snorted some more!I think he was in my room the other day, because all I smelt this morning was pot, and I know that he smoke
Beller Swains Diary 1Dear Diary,Today was my first day at my new school in Forks. Everyone was looking at me, I know that they were saying I was Fat! I have to stop eating lunch or that new guy Edwardy or whatever wont talk to me.I saw him for the first time, and I almost fell out of my chair, so tall and rough, yet chiseled, I think I jizzed in my pants ! But in biology class, he was all weird. I KNEW i forgot to put on deodorant this morning! I think I should consider talking a shower every night, or people might think I'm dirty.Well I have to finish my homework diary, I can't figure out this math problem! 4 x 6! What is it?Well good night Diary!