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Beller Swain's Diary Part 4Dear Diary,I went to see that guy... Jakkob Blank. He is SO sexy, I was flirting with him, trying to get him to tell me about Edy, he seem really awkward trying to talk about him... But he told me, only after I had sex with him! The little perv! But it was THE best sex EVA. HE really is dreamy... With his loooooonnnng hair, and dark eyes... and sexy body... Damn..But what I learned is that Edy is a Blood Sucker! OMG! Like from Tru Blood! So awesome.So tomorrow me and some of my friends are going to go and chill, and I hope to see Edy! Jakkob said that he is going to town, so I figured that's where I should go!I'll tell you all about it later Diary!I love you! Good night!P.S. Edy didn't come to see me last night D: Poo!
Beller Swain's Diary 3Dear DiaryOMG! Some stupid bitch almost ran me over in the parking lot today! Fucking asshole! I think he was drunk that dumb mother fucker! OMG I hate him SO MUCH NOW!But I was saved by Edy! He was so sexy and.... super strong... but WHO CARES! he was so sexy.....Now I'm all horny diary! What Am I going to do!Maybe he will visit me tonight....When we went to the hospital Dr. Coolin was sooooo sexy, but my Dad was acting all weird... wonder why. It would be SO weird if he was gay.... Gross...When I was walking out of the hospital Edy was looking at me! I was so nervous! I think e might like me!Well goodnight Diary! I hope Edy comes to see me!
Beller Swains Diary 2Dear Diary,Edy Wasn't at school for the past few days. I was SO depressed. I took a shower EACH DAY! I was so proud of myself! But then the day that he came back(today) I didn't take one! How stupid of me! He ignored me the whole lunch hour, but then in Biology class he started talking to me, and he made me laugh.... but then I spat on him D:How stupid could I be! I.... didn't have time to brush my teeth after I smoked my crack in the morning so I spat SMELLY saliva all over him, and I wore a big baggy sweater instead of the sexy little sweater I wanted to wear when he came back, it really shows of my tits!And I won the golden onion because Edy is so SMART! He told my what everything that was on the microscope was! I was so happy His eyes are so pretty when I'm high!I think I lost some weight! like 5 pounds after I snorted my crack! I was so happy that I snorted some more!I think he was in my room the other day, because all I smelt this morning was pot, and I know that he smoke
Beller Swains Diary 1Dear Diary,Today was my first day at my new school in Forks. Everyone was looking at me, I know that they were saying I was Fat! I have to stop eating lunch or that new guy Edwardy or whatever wont talk to me.I saw him for the first time, and I almost fell out of my chair, so tall and rough, yet chiseled, I think I jizzed in my pants ! But in biology class, he was all weird. I KNEW i forgot to put on deodorant this morning! I think I should consider talking a shower every night, or people might think I'm dirty.Well I have to finish my homework diary, I can't figure out this math problem! 4 x 6! What is it?Well good night Diary!